Sitting on her plastic-covered scarlet arm-chair in the boudoir of her Gzira home, one would be forgiven for thinking Doris Borg is just a regular sweet old granny. But while she is indeed sweet as kannoli, she also has a more illicit side: she is Malta’s oldest working prostitute.

The silver-haired “anzjana tat-triq“, as she calls herself, celebrated her birthday on January 2, surrounded by prominent politicians, businessmen, lawyers and members of the clergy, all of whom were in costume to protect their identities. “I so enjoyed lapping up their warm greetings,” she beams.

The Fort Lee Police Department has issued 117 tickets for reckless walking in the past month, with offenders being forced to pay the penalty.

Officers pointed out at least 20 pedestrians who had been hit by cars while texting and walking to justify the fine.
Police chief Thomas Ripoli said: 'Pedestrians aren't watching where they're walking, they're not aware.'

Steve Carell's character in Judd Apatow's "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" can breathe a sigh of relief, he's no longer the oldest virgin capturing pop culture's attention.
Now there is the 70 years old from Britain.

Cabaret singer "The Sexational Pam" (or perhaps interested suitors should call her Pam Shaw, her real name) has announced that at 70 years old, she's ready to lose her virginity, UK's The Sun reports.

A naked, gun-wielding man went on a wild shooting spree on a quiet street in Bloomington, Ind., this morning, cops said.

Nobody was hurt except for the unidentified suspect, who was shot twice and wounded by officers after he allegedly pointed his gun at them.

Cops said that they received two emergency calls at about 7 a.m., one saying that a naked man was screaming and setting off fireworks, and another reporting that the nudist was firing bullets into the back of a house, according to a press release obtained by the paper.

A driver who nipped to the shops came back two minutes later... only to find her car had disappeared.

But on closer inspection, the Skoda Fabia hadn't been nabbed by car thieves - the road had collapsed underneath it.

Engineers were tunnelling out new water mains and had left out ‘no parking’ signs on the street.

But pranksters removed the signs before Lenka Nowotna parked up her hatchback before dashing into the supermarket

Police say a man arrested in a Southeast Texas city for riding his unicycle in the nude was distracting drivers and creating a hazard.

Kemah (KEE'-muh) police Chief Greg Rikard (RY'-kurd) says 45-year-old Joseph Glynn Farley was not intoxicated or impaired when he was arrested Wednesday on a bridge in the city 20 miles southeast of Houston.

Authorities in Florida are saying a 21-year-old man stabbed his computer with a samurai sword to thwart federal agents who were raiding his home on suspicion that he had been downloading child porn.

What Kamil Mezalka apparently didn't realize is that stabbing a computer doesn't delete files.

Agents allegedly uncovered hundreds of images depicting children on the Palm Coast man's computer on Tuesday, the Daytona Beach News-Journal reported.